therealeovaldez:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

This is literally all you do in the game

therealeovaldez:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

This is literally all you do in the game

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

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dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it


I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

photo yacunts_zps63ea3ddb.jpg

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shits-and-giggles-and-shit:

princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

No one else thinks that this looks like a giant cock ready to get that pussy?

the1dlifeforme:

Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

thefrogman:

Poorly Drawn Dinosaurs by Henrik Tomenius [website | twitter]

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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bridgemountain:

stuartsometimes:

I warned you
mysterymonkmonkey:

it’s a trap

mysterymonkmonkey:

it’s a trap

woozypuppies:

They’re as afraid of us as we are of them…

woozypuppies:

They’re as afraid of us as we are of them…